Dear Hotlist Member:
Hey... Jimbo over at FightFast and TRS survival here.
I need a quick favor. There's not a lot of time, so I'll get right to it.
You see, we just developed an awesome new close-quarters cutlass. It's a fun, distinctive, and magnificent piece o' weapon that's a super-effective self-defense and survival tool.
We call it the Buccaneer.
It may look like something out of a pirate movie, but in reality, this is a damn scary beast that's proven itself over and over in bloody combat.
Good. Because today I'm asking you and a handful of select hotlist guys like you to try this baby out...
Why am I doing this? Well, frankly, it's a bribe. You see, I'd like a little feedback on what you think about this product before we release it to the general public for $90.
But again it's yours free. I'm only asking for some feedback. You don't have to if you would rather not. Your option. But I'd sure appreciate it.
Here's the quick story:
For the last 33 years, we've been developing manly tools to help you protect yourself and your loved ones. We're always on the lookout for new stuff that's mega-effective for both self-defense and survival.
Well, a couple of years ago I heard about the classic 1917 U.S. Navy Cutlass, which in turn was based on the M1912 Dutch Army Klewang.
The story behind this close-quarters machete is fascinating — and a little terrifying — probably best documented during the bloody Indonesian War of Independence from 1945 to 1949.
It was there that the fierce Ambonese Special Forces of the Dutch army put this cutlass to the test with deadly efficiency!
As one Dutch soldier later wrote:
"The Ambonese Green Berets wielded their klewangs rapidly and with resolve against the rebels. We have witnessed shocking scenes. Roughly 30 Ambonese commandos destroyed 800 of the enemy in a moment."
The point is that this particular cutlass design has been proven in real-world combat — the only place that really counts.
And of course — considering that Indonesia is covered in rainforest — it's also been proven as a highly effective jungle survival machete.
It's no wonder why the U.S. Navy used this same brutally effective design for their classic 1917 Cutlass. And why we developed our own version of this beast with some dramatic modern improvements to make it even better.
It took over two years, but the TRS Buccaneer is finally here and one is waiting here for you to test out for yourself.
Combines the maneuverability of a short sword with the power of an ax.
Let's take a closer look at your Buccaneer.
First of all, this is much more than just a machete — which oftentimes is little more than a piece of sheet metal with a handle.
Your Buccaneer on the other hand is a practically bulletproof "all-terrain chopper" — with a total length of 20 inches. The curved blade is 3mm thick and 14-inches long of extra-wide heat-treated stainless steel that...
The precisely balanced Buccaneer arrives razor sharp and is shockingly easy to use. The clip-point tip is sharp and beefy, so it can take whatever you throw at it and the entire blade is front-loaded for massive striking and piercing force.
Requires almost no effort and yet hack, chops and thrusts with almost frightening power.
It's full tang, meaning the thick steel runs all the way down through the handle, so it'll never snap at the handle like most others...
And the tough-as-nails baked-on jet-black coating not only looks cool but glides through cuts like butter while also protecting the blade from rust and dings.
This is total quality — the perfect companion for hunting, camping, and survival.
The handle is high-impact glass-reinforced nylon that's injection-molded over the steel foundation. No screws that'll loosen on you. No split handle. One solid piece that's virtually indestructible.
Waterproof, shockproof, and incredibly durable. And best of all this handle will never swell or crack on you.
And of course, there's the iconic bow guard too.
Very tough. Protects your knuckles in combat or while in the brush.
The guard is roomy, even if you have huge hands. Even if you're wearing work gloves.
As Richard C. from Wisconsin said: "I love this! Very practical on my camping trips. When I'm not using it outdoors, I hang my Buccaneer on the wall of my man-cave just to show it off!"
Well said. Thanks for that Richard.
But hold on... there's something more. And this is important. Your Buccaneer also includes a custom hardshell sheath that perfectly fits the blade.
Look, in the history of the cutlass if there's been one problem it's been the sheath. Because your typical run-of-the-mill cutlass comes with a cheap canvas or leather sheath.
Makes drawing the cutlass difficult — especially when wet.
But of course, the TRS Buccaneer isn't your run-of-the-mill cutlass. We went back to the drawing board and designed a clever glass-reinforced nylon hard-shell sheath with an open slot that allows for an abbreviated fast draw.
Means you're not forced to pull the entire length of the Buccaneer just to get it out of the sheath.
Nope. This is waay easier. A slight forward tilt and this baby is out fast and ready for action!
This is huge. Means you not only have a superior cutlass but...
It's this kind of convenience that can make a big difference as you're never struggling in close quarters to get your blade out.
The clip holds tightly to your belt. And you don't have to remove your belt to attach the clip.
Waterproof, shockproof, weatherproof, this protective sheath is engineered to perfectly fit your Buccaneer. Just listen for the click...
...and you know it's held firmly in place. Whether you're repelling cliffs in the Brooks Range or chasing down caribou on foot, your Buccaneer will stay put until you need it.
Then with just a slight tug it's out and ready to go.
This beauty is perfect for big projects around the home... on the back 40... at the cabin... out in the field... or at the campsite. Perfect for survival and of course for self-defense.
Its shorter length makes it not only an awesome brush cutter and devastating close-quarters weapon but...
Looks badass too.
Here's how you can get your own Buccaneer… for FREE.
Just hit the "Yes" button below. Do that now.
A cutlass of this quality — with the extra-thick extra-tough blade... the molded impact-proof handle... the roomy bow handguard... the quick-draw open slot hardshell sheath... and all the other features that make this the most awesome cutlass you'll ever own...
...something like this would normally cost you at least $90 bucks. At least.
But right here, right now, and only from this special hidden webpage select members of this First Tier hotlist can get one… for FREE!
The only thing I ask is that you at least cover the shipping handling.
Just $14.95.
You're not against covering the cost of shipping, are you?
Because I figure that anyone not willing to at least cover this modest fee to receive a $90 cutlass probably isn't that interested in owning one of these in the first place.
But you don't risk a penny of that small shipping fee because it's covered by a 100% money-back guarantee.
Here's how that works:
Get this Buccaneer into your hands. Have some fun. Swing it around. Hack a watermelon in half in one swipe. Chop down your annoying neighbor's tree. Impress the hell outta friends and family on your next hunting or fishing excursion. Use and abuse it as hard as you want.
If after a good, rigorous testing, you're not 100% thrilled with your new Buccaneer and you and all your buddies aren't convinced that this is the coolest machete ever, just contact my office at support@trsdirect.com and demand a full and prompt refund of your shipping and handling...
So you see, this really IS a free test drive!
Sounds nuts, but that's the deal.
That crazy guarantee applies to one Buccaneer for a FULL YEAR and it's only good for hotlist guys like you. Nobody else can get in on this.
I'm just hoping that — later on when you get a chance — you'll send me your honest thoughts about this product. It's not required. You can just take your free Buccaneer and be on your way. We'll still be friends.
But hearing back from a regular American guy like yourself — who knows and understands what we're doing over here — is priceless info for me and my little company.
I've set aside only 200 Buccaneers as part of this offer. 57 of them are already gone from word of mouth alone. I expect the remainder will go fast as I've just contacted around 3,000 hotlist guys like you about this.
Don't let that happen. This is your chance to try out the hottest new cutlass around for FREE. You're taking NO RISK at all.
You won't find a better deal than that.
But with less than 200 to go around, you gotta hurry... okay?
So hit the "Yes" button now, while you can.
This is Jimbo on behalf of the entire crew, signing off.
I'll see you inside.